SLAM MASTER CENTRAL
CARD #2
Saturday, January 7, 2040
M45 Theatre, Pleiades, Seven Sisters Cluster
SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM (Episode 1)
Image of Mr. Ratlick Appears. He’s getting out of a limo with beautiful women. American Vigilante holding the Galaxian Heavyweight Belt as he stands ringside after his match. Doomsday sending Celtic Crusader to the canvas with THE END IS NEAR. American Vigilante with an American Piledriver on Ronan.
Images quicken pace and show, Chance Alexander, Richard the Conqueror attacking Cosmic Storm, American Vigilante, Alpha Wolf, Chance Alexander posing for the crowd, American Vigilante in a match with Doomsday, Mr. Ratlick standing in the ring, Ronan walking to the ring. Chang-Li standing at the top of the ramp. Richard the Conqueror hitting the hard hitting lariat on Cosmic Storm. American Vigilante, Alpha Wolf, Doomsday standing in the ring. Soul Stealer waiting in the center of the ring. Blue Dragon standing at the top of the ramp. Kodiak, Celtic Crusader, Mr. Ratlick smiling.
the image turns into a tornado of flame, then explodes into a flaming R.R.A.T.S. logo.
Camera cuts to a live view of the arena. Pyrotechnics explode around the arena. Curtains of sparks shoot from the ceiling and floor mounts, streaking missiles explode near the entranceway. A holographic image of the R.R.A.T.S. logo appears above the ring, it spins slowly on an invisible axis, then increases in speed till it explodes into a diamond shower over the fans who scream and whoop their approval.
ADAM BECK: Hello and welcome to our premier edition of SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM! We are at 80% capacity here tonight and we have some very excited fans ready for some action. I am your host, Adam Beck, and I am joined by Andy Buchanan, and Andy, we have a great card lined up tonight!
ANDY BUCHANAN: That’s exactly right! A fabulous card tonight! I’ve been waiting all week to get here and I can’t wait!
ADAM BECK: What’s that?! Andy, I’m getting word we’ve got something going on backstage. Let’s get some cameras backstage and see what’s going on!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Why, it’s Ronan attacking American Vigilante!!!
ADAM BECK: Ronan is attacking Vigilante with a series of kicks and punches! Slamming Vigilante into a steel rollup door! Ronan with an enzuguri!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Good Lord!! Is he trying to kill the man!!! That’s our Galaxian Champion there!!!
ADAM BECK: Ronan with a steel pipe across the head!!! Hits him with BURIAL DEATH RUN!!!! Vigilante is down!!!
RONAN: You should be fighting me tonight!!!! We should be having our “Best of 3 Falls Match” tonight!!! I was the one who made the challenge!!! Not Doomsday!!! You beat him last week!!! He lost!!! He can always get another shot later on!!! I was the one who challenged you!!! You should be defending that title against me!!! But no!!! You have to give him a rematch!!! YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH!!!
ADAM BECK: There goes security!! There goes EMT’s!!! Fans, we’ll try to stay on top of this and give you an update on Vigilante! Right now, let’s take you to the ring for our very lovely Amber Adams:
AMBER ADAMS: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our CEO and owner of Ratlick’s Reality,……….MR. RATLICK!!!!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: What’s going on here?! Adam, you know anything about this?!
ADAM BECK: Well, I don’t know Andy! But there is the whole issue of Richard, the Conqueror attacking Cosmic Storm last week, so maybe it has something to do with that!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Yeah, that’s right! I forgot about that!
MR. RATLICK: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to our very first night of SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM! We will be airing here every month, on the first Saturday of every month! We will bring you the best matches that we can offer with some of the best talent in the galaxy! (crowd cheers)
Before we get started with the show, I have some unfinished business I need to attend to. Richard! I know you’re back there! Now get your sorry worthless keister out to this ring, RIGHT NOW!!!!
ADAM BECK: While Richard makes his way to the ring, Andy, here’s a look back at last Sunday, when Richard finished his match with Cosmic Storm by injuring the man and breaking his ankle.
(video footage is played showing Richard injuring Cosmic Storm and putting him out of action)
ANDY BUCHANAN: That was a very horrible display of actions perpetrated by Richard. A very horrible and despicable act
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Alright, you big fat tub of lard. You’ve got me out here! Now what?! (crowd booing)
MR. RATLICK: “Big fat tub of lard”?! Really? Seriously? Is that how you want to play this?!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: And what of it, Fatso?!
MR. RATLICK: Is that how you seriously want to address the one who employs you?!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: And?!
MR. RATLICK: Is that how you want to address someone who signs your paycheck?!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: And?!
MR. RATLICK: Okay! Alright! I see how this is going to be! I have a little trick for you!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Really?!
MR. RATLICK: Really! Watch this!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Okay Tubby! I’m watching!
MR. RATLICK: SECURITY! Please make your way down here to the ring! I have a pretty strong inclination that Richard isn’t going to like what’s coming next!
(security makes their way down to the ring)
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Oh I’m so scared! What are you doing, sicking your rent-a-cops on me? What are they supposed to do?! Put me in a little time out?
MR. RATLICK: What are they supposed to do?! You’ll find out quick enough, WISE GUY!!!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Well, Tubby! I’m waiting! I don’t have all night you know?! I’m ready to get back in the ring and start breaking some more bones!
MR. RATLICK: Well, guess what? You disrespectful, smart mouth PUNK!!!! You ain’t going to be breaking no bones on anyone here tonight!!!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Yeah?! What are you talking about Tubby?! Of course I’m going to be breaking some bones!!! Who’s going to stop me?! Certainly not these rent-a-cops here!
(Richard lunges at one to intimidate him and he jumps back. Then he lunges at a couple more who also jump)
MR. RATLICK: Yeah, real cute smart guy. What are you looking for, to get tazed?!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Oh yeah?! That’ll be real fun!! I’ll just take his little line from the tazer and rap it around his neck and choke him out!!
MR. RATLICK: You don’t really leave me a whole lot of choice here! You know Richard, I really watched you in the academy.
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Oh yeah?! What did you see?! Did you watch me in the ring and get your jollies off?!
ANDY BUCHANAN: The nerve of this guy! He is unreal!
MR. RATLICK: Very cute you stinking jerk!!! No, I watched you in the ring and thought about how talented you are!!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Yeah?! What kind of talent did you see?! Watched me get my move on and wished you were a girl? Wanting to put your hands all over my hot sexy body?!
MR. RATLICK: SHUT UP RICHARD!!! JUST SHUT UP!!! Now is the time for me to talk and time for you to listen!!! You got that, PUNK!!!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Oh, I’m listening, you slime ball!! I’m listening real good, and you better choose your words wisely!! You got that?!
MR. RATLICK: Yeah, I got you!! I got you loud and clear!!! Now, you better get this!!! I watched a very talented young man in the ring!!! Who worked his butt off to really try to make it in this business!! You’re talented Richard!! Very talented!! You might even make it big someday!!! Really big!!!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Oh, I’m big alright! I’m really big! After we’re done here, would you like to go back to your office and see just how big I really am?!
MR. RATLICK: You are one sick, twisted, perverted psycho!!! So let me make this real simple for you, you stinking prick!!! After the actions that you took, last Sunday night, on Cosmic Storm! Injuring the man! Where he can’t even work and support his family! You’re going to have a lot of time to really think about your actions!! You’re going to be sitting at home, with plenty of time to think about your actions!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: Oh, I wi……
MR. RATLICK: KNOCK IT OFF!!!! JUST SHUT UP RIGHT NOW AND I MEAN IT YOU STINKING, STUPID IDIOT!!! JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!!! I’VE HAD ENOUGH!!!! I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE!!!! (reaching over his head) NOW I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR!!!! AFTER YOUR ACTIONS LAST WEEK!!! ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR LITTLE PONY SHOW HERE TONIGHT!!!! THIS IS WHAT I’M ABOUT TO DO!!!! SO YOU BETTER LISTEN REAL GOOD!!!! SO LET’S SEE HOW YOU’LL LIKE THIS BAG OF MARBLES!!! As of this very moment, effective IMMEDIATELY!!!! You are hereby, SUSPENDED!!!!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: DO WHAT??!!
MR. RATLICK: You are suspended for the NEXT 3 CARDS!!!!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: WHAT??!! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!
MR. RATLICK: I CAN AND I JUST DID!!!! SECURITY!!!! GET THIS MAN OUT OF MY RING AND OUT OF MY BUILDING!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: You’ll pay for this Ratlick!!! YOU HERE ME??!! YOU FAT TUB OF LARD!!!! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!!! THAT I PROMISE!!!!
(spits in Ratlick’s face before being forcefully escorted out. Richard resists and gets tazed by 3 cops at once)
RICHARD, THE CONQUEROR: AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
ADAM BECK: Wow Andy! Mr. Ratlick has just laid down the law and suspended Richard for the next 3 cards, for his heinous attack on Cosmic Storm!!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: As far as I’m concerned, he should have suspended him for a lot longer than 3 cards, because of how disrespectful he was to Mr. Ratlick. He showed a complete and flagrant disregard to a man of authority. No respect for authority, whatsoever!!! Ratlick should have thrown the book at him!!!! Especially after the rude and crude comments he made here tonight!!! Adding to that, he spit in the man’s face!!! You hear me Adam?!
ADAM BECK: Oh I hear you friend!
ANDY BUCHANAN: No, I mean do you hear me Adam? He spit in the face of his employer!! His boss!!! Honestly, he should be fired for that!!! For some of the rude sexual innuendoes he made to Ratlick!!!! That borders on the edge of sexual harassment in my opinion. He should not only be fire, but he should be arrested!!! He makes me sick!!!! Oh, I can’t stand it!!! I feel like I want to go find him and knock him upside the head myself!!! With my size 15 foot!!!
ADAM BECK: I can only imagine that when Richard comes back, there’s going to be heck to pay! Ratlick’s going to have his hands full!
ANDY BUCHANAN: I’m sure he will! I’m also sure Ratlick will be ready to kick him out on his sorry hind-end once again! Hopefully for good!!!! Stinking, sick, twisted pervert!!!!
ADAM BECK: Calm down friend! Just calm down! Fans, while Andy regains his composure here, we now take you back to the ring for our first match!
AMBER ADAMS: This match is scheduled for one fall, with a 10-minute time limit. Introducing first, making his in-ring debut in Ratlick’s Reality, standing 6’1” and weighing in at 245 pounds,………. he hails from Myrtle Beach, SC, USA, Earth,……….BOBBY SPARKS!!!!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: I’ve been keeping an eye on this young man in Ratlick’s Wrestling Academy, and I have to tell you, he’s got some talent. If he hangs in there and plays his cards right, I can see him making it big someday.
ADAM BECK: He got a fairly good reaction from the crowd. Let’s see how he does in the ring!
AMBER ADAMS: His opponent, standing 5’9”, and weighing in at 200 pounds,………. he hails from Brymstone,………. SOUL STEALER!!!!!
ADAM BECK: As you may recall Andy, Soul Stealer was one of the men who lost in our 12-Man Battle Royal, so he did not making it for placement in the Galaxian Title Tournament! Then he competed in the 2nd Chance 4-Way Elimination Match for a chance to earn a title shot for the Galaxian Championship, and again, he came up short on that exchange!
ANDY BUCHANAN: No surprise there considering the man who won that match was one very large and in charge Animan from Andromeda, standing 7 foot tall at 450 pounds, who goes by the name of Kodiak!
ADAM BECK: Kodiak of course, winning that match, earned himself a title shot at the Galaxian Champion, sometime in the near future.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Cannot wait to see that one for sure.
ADAM BECK: I think Soul Stealer is asking for a mic.
SOUL STEALER: Kodiak! You may have beaten Blue Dragon, Celtic Crusader, and myself in the Fatal 4-way match last week to earn your shot at the title, and yes, you pinned all 3 of us one by one! But one things for sure. You didn’t beat either one of us in a one-on-one match. So until you beat me one-on-one, you really haven’t proven anything to either one of us. So I’m challenging you to a Special Challenge Match, one-on-one. I expect your answer by the end of the show. (hands out the mic)
ANDY BUCHANAN: Wow! Stealer really thinks he can beat Kodiak one on one. That’s like David versus Goliath. We’ll see, huh?
BOBBY SPARKS
(debut)
SOUL STEALER
MATCH 1
Referee "Strict" James Adkins
ADAM BECK: That’s for sure. Referee James Adkins calls for the bell and this match is under way. Both men lock up in the ring and Sparks with a kick to midsection, quickly followed up with a dropkick, and Stealer looks hurt.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Yeah, Sparks seems to be fired up straight out of the gate, as the old saying goes.
ADAM BECK: Sparks with a German suplex, and Sparks quickly goes up top and just as quickly launches off with a FLYING ELBOW DROP!!! Stealer is down for the pin and 1……….2………. and 3!!!!! BOBBY SPARKS GETS THE WIN!!!!
BOBBY SPARKS GETS THE WIN (0:30)
AMBER ADAMS: Here is your winner,………. BOBBY SPARKS!!!!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: What the heck just happened here?!!
ADAM BECK: I don’t know Andy, I’m just as surprised as you are!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Is Sparks trying to compete with American Vigilante or something? To who can win the quickest match?
ADAM BECK: I don’t know, Andy! He won this match in 30 seconds. Vigilante holds the record for 25 seconds on the quickest win!
ANDY BUCHANAN: It will be very interesting to see what will happen if those two ever square off in the ring!
ADAM BECK: Indeed it will. Fans, we just want to take a quick moment to remind you to join in on Saturday, February 4th, for our 2nd showing of Saturday Night Slam! We have two big matches lined up for you!
In the Main Event, American Vigilante will take on the special challenge of Ronan in a Best of 3 Falls Match.
Plus, we will have a first round match of the Interplanetary Title Tournament when Chance Alexander steps into the ring with Ronan.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Two very special matches we will have. I can’t wait to see them both, but I’m especially looking forward to the Best of 3 Falls Match, when Vigilante hands a good old fashioned butt whipping to Ronan once again.
ADAM BECK: Coming up next, we have a special challenge tag-team match. After Blue Dragon defeated Chang-Li last week in a tournament round for the Galaxian Title, well, Chang took exception of that, in disbelief that he would lose a match to someone like Chance Alexander. So he challenged Alexander to the match we are having here tonight.
ANDY BUCHANAN: With the stipulation that Alexander must find a partner to team with him for this match here tonight.
ADAM BECK: Chang’s partner was to remain a mystery until match time tonight. But win you think about it Andy, both men are at a disadvantage going into this match.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Exactly right. Because either one of them already know who one of their opponents will be in this match….
ADAM BECK: But neither man knows anything about who the tag-partner will be on the other side of the ring.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Exactly! That makes it a lot harder to strategize for a match, when you have no idea, who the other man is going to be, that will be standing across the ring from you.
ADAM BECK: Speaking of Chance Alexander, we see him standing backstage in conversation with Blue Dragon.
ANDY BUCHANAN: I wonder if Dragon is the man that Alexander has chosen to be his partner?
ADAM BECK: I don’t know Andy. But I know one thing for sure!
ANDY BUCHANAN: We are about to find out!
AMBER ADAMS: This match is set for one fall with a 30-minute time limit, and is a Special Challenge Tag-Team Match! The stipulation for this match, is that Chance Alexander must find someone to team with him, and face Chang-Li and a mystery partner of his choosing!
Introducing first, standing 5’10 and weighing in at 220 pounds, from Parts Unknown,……….CHANCE ALEXANDER!!!!!
ADAM BECK: Alexander did very well in the tournament in his match against Chang! But Andy, when he faced Vigilante in his next match…..
ANDY BUCHANAN: He didn’t do so well. Which may be part of the problem Chang has with Alexander, seeing how he was so quickly defeated by Vigilante, but yet, he himself could not defeat Alexander.
ADAM BECK: Yeah, but when you think about it, Ronan, also did not do well against Vigilante.
ANDY BUCHANAN: And…..that is true.
AMBER ADAMS: His tag-partner for this match……….standing 6’0 and weighing in at 235 pounds, from Parts Unknown……….THE BLUE DRAGON!!!!!
(Huge pop from the crowd)
ADAM BECK: A huge reaction from the crowd for Blue Dragon.
ANDY BUCHANAN: I think they love this guy!
ADAM BECK: So I guess we were right in our observation, that Alexander was in fact talking with Dragon about teaming up with him.
ANDY BUCHANAN: It would appear to be so. Or perhaps they were already in agreement before tonight about tagging up, and then when we saw them they were going over strategy for the match.
ADAM BECK: Yeah, you’re right, that is a possibility?
AMBER ADAMS: Their opponent, standing 5’9” and weighing in at 200 pounds, from China, Earth……….CHANG-LI!!!!!
(a chorus of boos coming from the crowd)
ADAM BECK: I don’t think they love this guy, however.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Yeah, they are most definitely hating on this guy.
AMBER ADAMS: His tag-team partner, standing 6’2” and weighing in at 250 pounds, from Ireland, Earth………. CELTIC CRUSADER!!!!!
(a light chorus of boos from the crowd)
ADAM BECK: I don’t think they are liking on this guy either Andy!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Most definitely not!
MATCH 2
CHANCE ALEXANDER
BLUE DRAGON
CHANG-LI
CELTIC CRUSADER
Referee "Honest" Saleem Hameed
ADAM BECK: Saleem Hameed calls for the bell and both men lock up in the ring and Chang with a right jab, and Dragon blocks it and connects with an elbow slice, and another one.
ANDY BUCHANAN: I think Chang is caught off guard here.
ADAM BECK: Dragon tags out to Alexander, and he comes in with a Delayed Suplex.
ANDY BUCHANAN: The crowd is starting to get behind this young man already.
ADAM BECK: Alexander picks him up and hits him with a Side Effect.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Alexander seems to be getting fired up here. He’s been chopping at the bits to get his hands on Chang.
ADAM BECK: Chang struggles to his feet and Alexander with a Head Pull Backbreaker, and Chang is down.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Man, that targets your back and your neck!
ADAM BECK: Alexander with a Chop Block, and he goes for a tag, and Dragon comes into the ring with a throat chop, and follows it up with a neck thrasher.
ANDY BUCHANAN: That move was used by the late great “Ravishing” Rick Rude, which had won many matches for him during his career.
ADAM BECK: Dragon picks him up and hits him with a neck thrasher again!
ANDY BUCHANAN: You can hear Alexander over in the corner telling him to do it again!
ADAM BECK: Dragon picks him up and goes for the neck thrasher again, and gets caught! Chang whips Dragon into the ropes, and Dragon comes off the ropes with a powerful shoulder tackle, knocking Chang to the mat and this crowd goes wild!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Dragon went to the well one time to many and nearly cost him!
ADAM BECK: Dragon tags out to Alexander and he comes in and catches Chang with a Side Effect, and Chang is down and slowly leaves the ring, and the referee starts the 10 count.
ANDY BUCHANAN: So far, the match is pretty much in favor of Alexander and Dragon!
ADAM BECK: Which is really ironic Andy, when you think about it! After all, Chang is the one who laid out the challenge for this match!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Which just goes to show about the old saying, “be careful what you wish for, huh?
ADAM BECK: Yeah, ain’t that the truth for sure? In order to meet the referee’s count, Chang crawls helplessly back into the ring. Alexander is waiting to finish him off and nails him with a baseball slide, knocking Chang back out of the ring before he can get all the way back in, and the referee starts the 10 count again!
ANDY BUCHANAN: I don’t know what he’s thinking Adam. You can’t win the match outside the ring!
ADAM BECK: Unless of course, you’re going for a count-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Well yeah, that’s true. That could be what he’s going for. I mean, after all, why should he care?
ADAM BECK: That’s exactly right Andy. After all, he already beat Chang once in a match. Not happy that he lost, Chang makes the challenge and here we are tonight, and in order to meet the referee’s count, Chang crawls helplessly back into the ring. Alexander is waiting to finish him off, and hits him with NO CHANCE! Chang is down for the pin and 1………. 2………. and a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: That looked really close there, I thought he had him!
ADAM BECK: Alexander tags out to Dragon, who is perched up on the turnbuckle, and he hits him with a shooting star press, and Chang is down and slowly rolls out of the ring and this crowd goes wild! The referee starts the count once again!
ANDY BUCHANAN: I think Chang is seeing more action on the floor than he is in the ring, Adam.
ADAM BECK: I’ll tell you Andy, it sure seems that way!
ANDY BUCHANAN: He really does have an advantage when he takes to the floor like that. He has an opportunity to ride out the count, try to regroup and gather his senses, and try to plan out a strategy for his next move before getting back into the ring!
ADAM BECK: In order to meet the referee’s count, Chang crawls helplessly back into the ring. Dragon is waiting to finish him off and picks him up and hits him with a Blue Bomber, with a deafening roar from the crowd, and Chang is hurt!
ANDY BUCHANAN: They’re about to blow the roof off this place!
ADAM BECK: Dragon with throat Chop! Chang is reeling, and Dragon, again with a throat chop! Chang tries to go for a tag, but Dragon catches him and hits him with a Blue Dragon Driver!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Chang doesn’t even know where he’s at right now!
ADAM BECK: Dragon makes the tag and Alexander enters the ring with an Olympic Slam, and Alexander is basking in the cheers of the crowd! Alexander picks him up and lifts him up, with a delayed suplex!
ANDY BUCHANAN: I really doubt Chang would know what planet he’s on right now!
ADAM BECK: Chang tries to make the tag and Alexander catches him with a Head Pull Backbreaker, and Chang is down for the pin! The crowd is going wild! Alexander goes for the cover and 1………. 2………. and a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Things are definitely not looking good for Crusader and Chang here tonight!
ADAM BECK: Alexander makes the tag and Dragon comes into the ring and locks Chang in with the DRAGON SLAYER! Chang looks like he’s starting to fade!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Chang looks to be pretty worn out already! If Dragon has it locked in tight enough, it shouldn’t take long to put him away!
ADAM BECK: Chang is trying to hang on, still showing signs of life, that he’s still in the match. Dragon, still applying pressure with the DRAGON SLAYER, and Chang is slowly going down, looking like he’s starting to fade a little, and Crusader steps in and attempts to make the save, and his is spotted by Dragon, and Noggin Knocker!!! Dragon smashes their heads together and then he goes for the pin and 1………. and a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: How is Chang even still in this match?!
ADAM BECK: Andy, I don’t even know. Dragon goes up top on the turnbuckle, launches off and Chang alertly raises a knee to the oncoming opponents head and he is down!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: He crashed and burned big time on that one!
ADAM BECK: Chang tags out for the first time in the match and Crusader steps in and throws Dragon out of the ring! Crusader comes out of the ring to continue the fight, but Dragon grabs him and body slams him on the concrete floor outside the ring! Dragon looks like he’s looking to do more damage outside the ring and the referee is warning him, threatening him with disqualification if he doesn’t take the fight back to the ring! Dragon tosses his hurt opponent back into the ring and continues his assault!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Dragon was getting into the heat of the moment there, not thinking of the consequences of his actions, if he followed through with what he was thinking!
ADAM BECK: Dragon, up on the turnbuckle, and launching off with a shooting star press, and he misses!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Crashed and burned again! He really needs to make a tag! He’s getting careless here!
ADAM BECK: Crusader with a middle turnbuckle leg drop, and he misses! Dragon makes the tag and Alexander steps in with a spinning elbow, and Crusader is dazed!
ANDY BUCHANAN: He may be seeing stars on that one!
ADAM BECK: Alexander with a right hand chop! Crusader is reeling! He goes for a tag and is caught by Alexander, who attempts a front face lock, and Crusader whips him into the turnbuckle! Alexander bounces forward off the turnbuckle and into an incredible running slingshot by Crusader and Alexander goes down hard to the mat!
ANDY BUCHANAN: He caught him hard with that one!
ADAM BECK: Crusader makes the tag and Chang steps into the ring and catches Alexander with a SHADOW NECK TIE!
ANDY BUCHANAN: He looks like he doesn’t have it locked in good! Alexander’s trying to fight his way out of it!
ADAM BECK: Alexander gets his foot on the rope and the referee forces the break! Chang quickly transitions into the Kimura, and Alexander is writhing in pain!
ANDY BUCHANAN: That is a move that was used by Brock Lesnar a few decades past!
ADAM BECK: Alexander is trying to get to the rope, and he makes it! The referee forces the break!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Alexander is very fortunate to be as close to the ropes as he has been, or else this match might be over by now!
ADAM BECK: Chang with a Dragon Sleeper!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Alexander is really looking like he’s wearing down here now! Possibly from all of the submission type holds that Chang is hitting him with!
ADAM BECK: Alexander is slowly going down to the canvas, and once again he desperately reaches over and gets a foot on the rope and the referee forces the break!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Just how many lucky breaks can one man get in a match?! WOW!
ADAM BECK: Alexander slowly leaves the ring! He grabs Chang by the leg, drags him outside the ring and smashes him into a steel post!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Man, what another lucky break for this kid!
ADAM BECK: The referee is letting him get away with it! Alexander tosses his hurt opponent back into the ring and he quickly goes for the tag! Dragon steps into the ring and goes for a shoulder tackle, and he misses!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Man, he crashed and burned on that one big time!
ADAM BECK: Chang makes the tag and Crusader steps into the ring and catches Dragon with the Irish Horse Clutch!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Dragon looks like he’s still half out of it from that missed shoulder tackle! He may not be able to hang on much longer with this one!
ADAM BECK: Crusader still has the Irish Horse Clutch locked in, and Dragon is trying his best to hang on!
ANDY BUCHANAN: The crowd is starting to get behind Dragon, trying to will him on here, chanting “Dragon, Dragon, Dragon”! He’s trying to fight with everything he’s got!
ADAM BECK: Crusader still putting on the pressure with the Irish Horse Clutch, and Dragon trying to drag himself over to the ropes, but Crusader slides him back to the center of the ring!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Just how much endurance and intestinal fortitude does this young man possess?!
ADAM BECK: Crusader still has the Irish Horse Clutch locked in deep, and Dragon is still hanging on with everything he’s got! He refuses to give up!
ANDY BUCHANAN! The crowd is still chanting his name, and stomping their feet in unison! Dragon is incredibly drawing strength and sheer will from the crowd!
ADAM BECK: Crusader still has the pressure locked in tight with the Irish Horse Clutch, and Dragon is slowly inching his way over to the ropes! Just a little bit farther, and he does it! Dragon reaches the rope and the referee forces the break!
ANDY BUCHANAN: This kid still has a lot more fight in him yet!
ADAM BECK: Crusader with a middle turnbuckle leg drop! He gets up and yells at the fans, and again with a middle turnbuckle leg drop!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Crusader looks like he’s really trying to punish Dragon here! So much to the point that if he can’t beat him, he’s going to make him suffer!
ADAM BECK: Crusader once again attempts to lock him in with the Irish Horse Clutch, and Dragon is close enough to the ropes and reaches for the rope again!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Dragon appears to be having a very sharp ring presence now! Knowing exactly where he is at all times and using the ring like another tag-team partner, so to speak!
ADAM BECK: Crusader goes for a leg lock, and Dragon slips out and goes for the tag, and Alexander steps into the ring and whips Crusader into the ropes, and Crusader comes off the ropes, into a deadly running clothesline by Alexander!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Crusader was nearly turned inside out just now!
ADAM BECK: Alexander tosses Crusader out of the ring! Alexander comes out of the ring and knocks Crusader headfirst into a steel post. Alexander looking to do more damage outside the ring, and the referee threatens disqualification, if he doesn’t take the action back into the ring! Alexander tosses Crusader back into the ring and moves in for the kill!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Alexander looks like he’s ready to get the win and move on to the pay window!
ADAM BECK: Alexander with a Chop Block! Crusader is down, and slowly leaves the ring! Crusader grabs Alexander by the leg, drags him outside the ring, and smashes him into a steel post!
ANDY BUCHANAN: I don’t know how in blazes Crusader was able to pull that off, favoring that bum leg he just received!
ADAM BECK: The referee is letting him get away with it! Crusader tosses his hurt opponent back into the ring and moves in for the kill!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Now he’s hobbling up to the top turnbuckle with that bum leg! What’s he planning on doing up there when he can barely stand?!
ADAM BECK: Crusader launches off the top with CELTIC LIBERATION! Alexander is down for the pin! Dragon comes to make the save, but he’s stopped by Chang, and 1……….2………. and 3!!!! Crusader and Chang get the win!!!!!
(Loud chorus of boos from the fans)
CRUSADER AND CHANG WIN IN (11:21)
AMBER ADAMS: Here are your winners,………. CHANG-LI AND THE CELTIC CRUSADER!!!!!
ADAM BECK: Just want to give you a quick update on American Vigilante,….. In spite of being attacked by Ronan at the beginning of our show, we have received word that he is fine and medically cleared to compete tonight,….. so American Vigilante will be in our Main Event here tonight, and he will be defending the Galaxian Title against the challenge of Doomday, in a return match from last week at Genesis, where he won the championship in the title tournament to crown our first Galaxian Champion.
ANDY BUCHANAN: That’s really good news, I’m glad to hear it.
American Vigilante is medically cleared to compete tonight in the Main Event to defend the Galaxian Championship against Doomsday in a return match.
ADAM BECK: Fans, we’re receiving word, that right now, a brawl has erupted backstage! We’re trying to get some cameras back there now to see exactly what is going on!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Looks like they’re getting some back there now!
ADAM BECK: It looks like Chance Alexander and Chang-Li are battling it out backstage! They are hitting each other with everything that’s not nailed down!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Chance hits Chang with a trash cans!
ANDY BECK: Chang retaliates with a metal pipe!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Chance scoops him up and puts him through table!
ADAM BECK: Chance picks him up and slams him into asteel doors!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Chang somehow grabs Chance and slams him into a concrete wall! These guys are just killing each other!
ADAM BECK: Looks like they’re getting referees and security back there now! Before the end of the show, we’ll try to give you a report on the condition of both men and hopefully find out what this was all about!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Looks like the medics are there now! Hopefully they are both okay.
ADAM BECK: You’re exactly right, Andy! Now it’s time for our first match in our Inter-Planetary Title Tournament! Amber, take it away!
AMBER ADAMS: This match is set for one fall with a 15-minute time limit and is a first round elimination match in the Inter-Planetary Heavyweight Title Tournament! Introducing first, standing 7 feet tall, and weighing in at 450 pounds,………. he hails from Andromeda,………. KODIAK!!!!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Kodiak is asking for the mic.
KODIAK: Soul Stealer! Let’s get something strait! I won the 2nd Chance Fatal Four way match fair and square and you know it! You say I haven’t proven anything by beating all for of you?! Well let me remind you of something. I not only eliminated one, not two, but all three of you, and I won the match! If I can eliminate all three of you, what makes you think I can’t beat you one-on-one? Have you got a screw loose in that? Is your helmet on too tight? Or is your brain turned to mush? Well, let me tell you something! You laid down the challenge! You are the one who’s putting your health on the line! So I hope you have some good medical insurance! Because your challenge? It’s accepted!
As far as the Galaxian Title goes! I won the right to challenge for that title! So Vigilante! Doomsday! Whoever wins your match tonight! You better get ready! Because I’m coming for that belt, and neither hell or high water is going to prevent me from getting it! (hands mic back out of ring)
ADAM BECK: Soul Stealer has laid out the challenge and Kodiak has accepted!
ANDY BUCHANAN: That’s great news! But like Kodiak just said, Stealer better have some good medical insurance! I have a feeling he’s going to need it!
AMBER ADAMS: His opponent,………. standing 6’1” and weighing in at 230 pounds,………. he hails from Rigel,………. RONAN!!!!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Ronan didn’t do so well in his tournament match against American Vigilante for the Galaxian Title, so we’ll see if he does a lot better in this match for the Inter-Planetary Title.
KODIAK
RONAN
MATCH 3
Referee "Strict" James Adkins
ADAM BECK: James Adkins calls for the bell, and both men lock up in the ring. Ronan with a reverse knife edge!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Kodiak didn’t even flinch!
ADAM BECK: Kodiak is challenging Ronan to a test of strength
ANDY BUCHANAN: Ronan is crazy if he does.
ADAM BECK: Ronan reluctantly accepts the challenge. Kodiak is forcing Ronan to the mat, and incredibly, Ronan somehow rolls through and gets his feet up with a double kick to the face!
ANDY BUCHANAN: I don’t know how he pulled that off, but that was a good move!
ADAM BECK: Ronan with a side headlock, but Kodiak slips out and whips Ronan into the ropes, and Ronan comes off the ropes and Kodiak sends him flying through the air with a jarring back-body drop. Ronan is stunned.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Good Lord! Did you see the elevation on that back-body drop?! He was a good 10-12 feet in the air!
ADAM BECK: Kodiak with a Bear Claw, and Ronan is slowly going down to the mat.
ANDY BUCHANAN: That’s a good submission move, especially with hands the size of Kodiak’s.
ADAM BECK: Kodiak still applying the bear claw, and Ronan reaches for the ropes and the referee forces the break!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Great ring awareness there by Ronan.
ADAM BECK: Kodiak with a German suplex, and he picks him up for a gutwrench suplex, and Ronan escapes the attempt and fires off with a series of rapid kicks!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Those are like machine gun kicks there by Ronan!
ADAM BECK: Ronan whips Kodiak into the turnbuckle, and Kodiak is smashed by a shoulder tackle by Ronan. Kodiak is stunned by that one!
ANDY BUCHANAN: When you can stun a man as big as Kodiak with a shoulder tackle, you’re doing something!
ADAM BECK: Ronan goes up top and launches off with a 450 splash and Kodiak is down!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Yeah, I believe he may be hurting after that one!
ADAM BECK: Ronan is waiting for Kodiak to get to his feet, and Ronan with BURIAL DEATH RUN and quickly goes for the cover and 1………. 2………. and a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Kodiak still has too much gas in the tank, he’s going to have to wear him down more.
ADAM BECK: Ronan quickly goes back to the top and launches off with a Missile Torpedo, and Kodiak is down!
ANDY BUCHANAN: He may be down, but is he out?!
ADAM BECK: Kodiak is struggling to his feet, and Ronan again with BURIAL DEATH RUN and quickly goes for the cover and 1………. 2………. and a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: What’s it going to take for Ronan to put this big guy down?!
ADAM BECK: Ronan quickly runs up top again and launches off with a Missile Torpedo, and Kodiak is down!
ANDY BUCHANAN: But is that enough to put him away?!
ADAM BECK: Ronan picks Kodiak up and tosses him out of the ring!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Right there is where he’s making a mistake. He just hit a big move from off the top, and he should be going for the pin. But what does he do? He throws the man out of the ring. There comes Soul Stealer down to the ringside area. What’s he doing out here?!
ADAM BECK: Kodiak is attacked outside the ring by Doomsday!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Where the heck did he just come from?
ADAM BECK: Doomsday smashes Kodiak into a steel post.
ANDY BUCHANAN: He’s got no business out here. GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!
ADAM BECK: Doomsday tosses Kodiak back into the ring to the waiting hands of Ronan.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Did Ronan have something to do with this, or what?!
ADAM BECK: Ronan with an enzuguri, and Kodiak is down for the pin and 1………. 2………. And a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: It will be a crying shame if Ronan wins this important match because of outside interference! Why didn’t the referee disqualify him?!
ADAM BECK: It was right behind the referee’s back. He was paying more attention to Soul Stealer being at ringside. Ronan with BURIAL DEATH RUN and quickly goes for a cover and 1………. 2………. and a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: It looks like Doomsday and Soul Stealer are hanging around at ringside. Are they in cahoots with Ronan, or what?!
ADAM BECK: Ronan goes up top, and Smash! Kodiak is crunched by a falling knee drop! Looks like big trouble ahead for Kodiak!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Yeah, no thanks to Ronan’s buddies at ringside!
ADAM BECK: We don’t know that for sure. Ronan goes up top once again, and Smash! Kodiak is crunched by a falling knee drop once again! Definitely looks like big trouble ahead!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Just wondering if those two jabronies are going to get involved again.
ADAM BECK: Ronan with an enzuguri!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Kodiak just topples over like he’s out on his feet!
ADAM BECK: Ronan goes up top and launches off with a missile dropkick! Kodiak is slowly getting to his feet and Ronan with a huracanrana, and…….
ANDY BUCHANAN: Uh-oh, the sleeping giant caught him!
ADAM BECK: Kodiak with a gutwrench suplex, and no, Ronan escapes. Ronan whips Kodiak into the ropes, and Ronan gets into position for a back-body drop. Kodiak surprises him with a perfect sunset flip and goes for a cover and 1………. and a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Kodiak may still have a little life in him yet.
ADAM BECK: Kodiak goes up top and launches off, and Ronan alertly raises a knee to his oncoming opponent’s head and Kodiak is down!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Big giants like Kodiak are not meant for flying!
ADAM BECK: Ronan with BURIAL DEATH RUN and quickly goes for a cover and 1……….2………. and 3!!! Ronan gets the win!!!!
AMBER ADAMS: Here is your winner, and advancing to the next round of the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament,………. RONAN!!!!!
RONAN WINS IN (5:21)
ANDY BUCHANAN: That’s a crying shame Adam. Kodiak never really bounced back after having his head slammed into the ring post outside the ring! That’s a tainted win in my book!
ADAM BECK: A tainted win it may be, but a win, no less. Fans, we now have an update on the Alexander and Chang incident. Alexander was upset that Chang was smirking and bragging about winning their match! Alexander took exception to that and then the brawl began! Medics are saying they are both okay, no one appears to be severely injured in any way!
ANDY BUCHANAN: You can surely bet that this bad blood is far from over!
ADAM BECK: Oh, there’s no doubt about that!
ANDY BUCHANAN: It looks like Kodiak is asking for a mic.
KODIAK: Doomsday! What the heck are you doing coming down here and interfering in my match?! You want a piece of me so bad?! You’ve got it! I want a match with you and I want it bad! In fact, I want it so bad, I want a NO DQ MATCH!! Ratlick, I don’t care what you have to do! Make it happen! (throws down the mic and leaves the ring)
ANDY BUCHANAN: I think Doomsday has angered a sleeping giant as the old saying goes.
ADAM BECK: Be sure to tune in next month, February 4, for our second episode of Saturday Night Slam! Matches scheduled for this card, appearing in the Main Event, will be American Vigilante accepting the challenge of Ronan to a Best of 3 Falls Match!
In a first round match of the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament, Chance Alexander will be facing off with Soul Stealer!
In other matches, Chang-Li will step into the ring with Doomsday and Alpha Wolf will go one-on-one with the Celtic Crusader!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Sounds like a great line up and I can’t wait to see every single match!
ADAM BECK: There you see American Vigilante and Doomsday backstage getting ready for their match.
(camera cuts to Doomsday)
DOOMSDAY: Kodiak? You say you want to have a match with me in a NO DQ MATCH? Well, get ready. Have your personal and business affairs in order. Because when we are done, I will be dragging your soul back to Brymstone, for all of the demons of Brymstone to feast upon. See you there.
ANDY BUCHANAN: That sounds kind of cryptic. I don’t know who to feel more sorry for. Vigilante or Doomsday.
AMBER ADAMS: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 30-minute time limit. This is The Main Event for the evening and is a return match for the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, the challenger,………. standing 6’3 and weighing in at 270 pounds,………. he hails from Brymstone,………. DOOMSDAY!!!!!
ADAM BECK: Whenever this man comes to the ring, there’s this creepy, chilling vibe in the air.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Yeah, I know. Makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up.
AMBER ADAMS: His opponent,………. standing 6’4” and weighing in at 265 pounds,………. he hails from Philadelphia, PA, Earth,….. and he is the current and reigning Galaxian Heavyweight Champion,………. The AMERICAN VIGILANTE!!!!!
ADAM BECK: Vigilante just seems to bring excitement in the air. Something just seems to be really electrifying about his persona whenever you see him in the ring.
ANDY BUCHANAN: He seems to be a really amazing and talented athlete. I watched him excel, exceptionally well during his training at the academy. A really great performer on the mic and in the ring.
ADAM BECK: There you see Timothy Freeman holding up the championship belt.
ANDY BUCHANAN: This should be a great match. Been looking forward to this one all week.
AMERICAN VIGILANTE
DOOMSDAY
MATCH 4
***GALAXIAN TITLE RETURN MATCH***
Referee "Lenient" Timothy Freeman
ADAM BECK: Referee calls the bell and this match is underway. Both men lock up in the ring and Doomsday with a kick to the gut and a double axe-handle! Vigilante is hurt and down on one knee.
ANDY BUCHANAN: Doomsday going up, looks like he’s going flying!
ADAM BECK: Doomsday launches off with Brymstone Bludgeon!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Looks like Doomsday’s going flying again!
ADAM BECK: Vigilante is struggling to his feet, Doomsday launches off again with Brymstone Bludgeon, Vigilante is down for the pin and a cover! 1……….2………. and a kick-out!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Vigilante still has too much fight in him, Doomsday should know better!
ADAM BECK: Doomsday picks him up to his feet, and looks like he’s attempting a head smash into the ring post, and Vigilante puts on the brakes with an elbow to the gut and he quickly follows up with a bulldog, and no, Doomsday puts on the brakes and catches Vigilante with a jawbreaker! Doomsday again with a jawbreaker!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Man! One of those is bad enough, but to be hit with two of them back to back, he’s going to be feeling that for awhile!
ADAM BECK: Doomsday looks like he’s got something in his hand, not sure what it is…..
ANDY BUCHANAN: Whatever it is, he’s hiding it from the referee….
ADAM BECK: Doomsday nails Vigilante with that foreign object, whatever it is!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Vigilante looks like he’s hurt in a really bad way!
ADAM BECK: Doomsday with repeated throat punches right to the injured area where he used that foreign object!
ANDY BUCHANAN: Yeah, Vigilante is really hurt! He’s not looking good at all Adam!
ADAM BECK: Doomsday again with that foreign object, and Vigilante is down!
ANDY BUCHANAN: The referee should be paying closer attention to what’s going on right under his nose. We don’t call him “Lenient” Timothy for nothing, because he’s very lax in his officiating!
ADAM BECK: Doomsday with a Brymstone Back Snapper, and Vigilante is down!
ANDY BUCHANAN: This may be the prelude to the end Adam!
ADAM BECK: Doomsday picks him up, and he sets him up for the spike piledriver that he calls THE END IS NEAR and he nails it!
ANDY BUCHANAN: That’s it Adam, it’s over!
ADAM BECK: Vigilante is down! Doomsday goes for the cover and 1………. 2………. and 3!!! Doomsday wins the match and is our new Galaxian Heavyweight Champion!!!
ANDY BUCHANAN: What a crying shame. Vigilante was robbed!!!
AMBER ADAMS: Here is your winner, and new GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,………. DOOMSDAY!!!!!
DOOMSDAY WINS IN (2:19)
DOOMSDAY
***NEW GALAXIAN CHAMPION***
ADAM BECK: That’s all the time we have for now, join us again, February 4th, for another edition of Saturday Night Slam!!!
(credits roll and fade to black with the RRATS logo and copyright)