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CARD #5 
Saturday, April 7, 2040
M45 Theatre, Pleiades, Seven Sisters Cluster
SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM (Episode 4)


Image of Mr. Ratlick Appears.  He’s getting out of a limo with beautiful women.  American Vigilante holding the Galaxian Heavyweight Belt as he stands ringside after his match.  Doomsday sending Celtic Crusader  to the canvas with THE END IS NEAR.  American Vigilante with an American Piledriver on Ronan.

 
Images quicken pace and show, Chance Alexander, Richard the Conqueror attacking Cosmic Storm, American Vigilante, Alpha Wolf, Chance Alexander posing for the crowd, American Vigilante in a match with Doomsday, Mr. Ratlick standing in the ring, Ronan walking to the ring.  Chang-Li standing at the top of the ramp.  Richard the Conqueror hitting the hard hitting lariat on Cosmic Storm.  American Vigilante, Alpha Wolf, Doomsday standing in the ring.  Soul Stealer waiting in the center of the ring.  Blue Dragon standing at the top of the ramp.  Kodiak, Celtic Crusader, Mr. Ratlick smiling.


the image turns into a tornado of flame, then explodes into a flaming R.R.A.T.S. logo.


Camera cuts to a live view of the arena.  

 

Pyrotechnics explode around the arena.  Curtains of sparks shoot from the ceiling and floor mounts, streaking missiles explode near the entranceway.  A holographic image of the R.R.A.T.S. logo appears above the ring, it spins slowly on an invisible axis, then increases in speed till it explodes into a diamond shower over the fans who scream and whoop their approval. 

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ADAM BECK:  Hello and welcome to another edition of SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM!  We are at 100% capacity here tonight and we have some very excited fans ready for some action.​   I am your host, Adam Beck, and  I am joined by Andy Buchanan, and Andy, we have a great card lined up tonight!

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That’s exactly right!  A fabulous card tonight!  I’ve been waiting all month to get here and I can’t wait!  I’m a happy man tonight, Adam!  American Vigilante did it!  He got his title back and is one again the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion for the 2nd time, making him the first ever two time champion of Ratlick’s Reality!

ADAM BECK:  Yes, all of that is very true!  Doomsday has invoked his rematch clause, so Vigilante will be facing Doomsday once again for the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship!

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I hope Vigilante retains and I hope he wipes the mat with Doomsday!

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday has stepped into the ring and asking for a mic.

ANDY BUCHANAN:  What’s he going to do, cry about losing the title?  Should I call the whambulance?

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DOOMSDAY

DOOMSDAY:  I want everyone here to know right now, that last month, I got robbed!  Everyone knows that the title is not supposed to change hands on a disqualification!  But lo and behold, Vigilante’s 2nd fall was by disqualification, and he was still awarded the championship!  Well, Vigilante!  I have a special challenge for you, here tonight!  I issue a challenge for you to face me in tonight’s match for the title in a COFFIN MATCH!  However, there’s a special stipulation!  Whoever holds the championship after tonight’s match, the loser cannot face the champion for the title again, for as long as he remains champion.  Only when the champion loses the title, will the loser be able to once again challenge for the title!  I await for your answer by bell time! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Wow!  How about that?!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday has laid down the challenge to American Vigilante to face him tonight for the title in a COFFIN MATCH!

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Not only is that huge news, Adam, but it will be the first time ever that we will be having a coffin match here in Ratlick’s Reality! 

 

ADAM BECK:  Not only that, Andy!  But it will also be the first time ever that a title will be defended in such a contest as the coffin match!

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BLUE DRAGON

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CELTIC CRUSADER

ADAM BECK: We’re getting word right now that there’s some kind of fighting taking place in the back!  We’re trying to get some cameras back there now to see what’s going on!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Looks like Blue Dragon and the Celtic Crusader!

 

ADAM BECK:  Both men are in a brawl, and Crusader with a Brogue Kick, knocking Blue Dragon into the steel rollup door.  Dragon stumbles away from the door and Crusader with CELTIC LIBERATION, that flying shoulder tackle, knocking Dragon once again into that steel door!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Only this time, Dragon doesn’t seem to be getting up from that one.

 

ADAM BECK:  He doesn’t even appear to be moving!  Referees are back there now.  Security is taking Crusader away from the scene, and paramedics are now trying to check on Dragon to see how serious his condition is.  We will try to give you an update before the end of the show on Dragon’s condition, and whether or not he will be out of action!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That’s very unfortunate, as Blue Dragon is supposed to face Alpha Wolf in the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament tonight!

 

ADAM BECK:  We’ll have to wait and hear from Mr. Ratlick on what will happen regarding the tournament match scheduled for tonight.  Right now, let’s go to the ring with Amber Adams for our first match!

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AMBER ADAMS:  This match is a return match from the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament, and is set for one fall with a 10-minute time limit.

 

Introducing first, making his way to the ring, standing 5’9” and weighing in at 200 pounds,….. he hails from China, on planet Earth,….. CHANG-LI!!!!!

ADAM BECK:  Andy, I’m sure you will remember this well, when last month, you were conducting an in-ring interview with Chance Alexander, then Chang-Li came in the ring claiming that he was scheduled for an interview, then while you were frantically searching your schedule, a shoving match, then a brawl took place!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yes, I remember that very well, thank you!  Then after that, Chance Alexander was scheduled for a match with Bobby Sparks, in which case, Chance Alexander got disqualified after sending Bobby Sparks through our announce table with a power bomb!

 

AMBER ADAMS:  His opponent,….. standing 6’2” and weighing in at 250 pounds,….. he hails from Ireland, on planet Earth,….. THE CELTIC CRUSADER!!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  As we also saw, just prior to this match, Celtic Crusader had attacked Blue Dragon in the backstage area, and as a result of the attack, Blue Dragon appears to be injured, he was taking to a nearby medical facility to be evaluated, and hope to give you some kind of update as to his condition.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yeah, and that’s a crying shame, because Dragon was schedule in a match tonight against Alpha Wolf, in a first-round match of the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament!

 

ADAM BECK:  We’re still waiting for an update on the condition of Blue Dragon, and even more importantly, we’re waiting on word from Mr. Ratlick as to what his plans are tonight for that tournament match, and we hope to here from him prior to the start of the match!

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CHANG-LI

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CELTIC CRUSADER

MATCH 1

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***Special Return Match From Inter-Planetary Title Tournament***

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Referee "Honest" Saleem Hameed

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ADAM BECK:  Referee Saleem Hameed calls for the bell and this match is underway.  Crusader with a face slap and Chang just looks at him!   Crusader again with a face slap and Chang just looks at him!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Not a very good way to start off a match, when you slap your opponent twice and he just stands there and stares at you!

 

ADAM BECK:  Crusader with a snap suplex and Chang counters and slips in behind and locks in a dragon sleeper!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I’m thinking that maybe Crusader’s odds of winning this match are not looking too good right now!

 

ADAM BECK:  Crusader looks like he’s starting to fade and the referee lifts the arm and it drops back down.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That’s one!  Maybe a quick win perhaps?!

 

ADAM BECK:  The referee lifts the arm again, and Crusader is still in this match!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I guess the man’s still got a little more fight in him than what I thought!

 

ADAM BECK:  Chang gets him down on the mat and catches him with the SHADOW NECK TIE! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Very nice!  Transitioning from a dragon sleeper into the SHADOW NECK TIE!

 

ADAM BECK:  Crusader looks like he’s fading and the referee lifts the arm and it drops!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  There’s one!

 

ADAM BECK:  He lifts the arm a second time and it drops!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That’s two!

 

ADAM BECK:  He lifts the arm a third and final time and it drops, and Chang-Li wins this one by submission!

 

AMBER ADAMS:  Here is your winner by a submission,………. CHANG-LI!!!!!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  And now Chang-Li is heading to the pay window!

 

CHANG WINS BY SUBMISSION: (1:07)

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AMBER ADAMS:  Please welcome to the ring at this time,…… the owner and CEO of Ratlick’s Reality,……. Mr. Ratlick!!!

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ADAM BECK:  As we mentioned earlier, Mr. Ratlick is supposed to make a special announcement about the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  We can only assume that’s the reason he is coming out to the ring right now.

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MR. RATLICK:  Hello everyone!  Hope you’re all having a good time so far!!!  Before we get too far into our show tonight, I just wanted to come out and make a couple of announcements regarding the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament, and tonight’s match for that tournament!!!

Soul Stealer defeated Chance Alexander in first-round action, so he advanced to the next round of the tournament.  Only,…… however,……. We have a slight problem!!  Since Soul Stealer is now suspended for 6 cards, that means that the winner of the match between Alpha Wolf and Blue Dragon would receive a bye straight to the final match of the tournament!  So,…….. now, we have another problem!  Blue Dragon was attacked in the back by Celtic Crusader, and as a result of those actions, Blue Dragon is no longer cleared to compete tonight.  So technically, I could give Alpha Wolf a bye to the final match of the tournament,…… but then again, that wouldn’t be fair to the other men who competed for their spots, and busted their butts in order to get there! 

So,….. here’s what I’m going to do.  That match with Chance Alexander and Soul Stealer?  I’m going to wipe the slate clean as if the match never happened, and replace Soul Stealer with another opponent altogether,……. and in doing so, giving Chance Alexander a second chance to advance in the tournament!  As far as who  this new opponent is,…… well, Chance is already competing tonight in a match,…… a rematch from last month against Bobby Sparks!  So, I am officially making that match,…. right here and right now,….. a first-round match of the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  WHAT???!!!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That’s huge news!!!!

 

MR. RATLICK:  Now I realize that some people may not like the idea,…… they may say it’s very controversial,….. la la la la la!!!  But guess what?!  I really don’t care,…… because I’m the boss,….. I own this company,…… and when you’re the boss,….. you can make whatever decisions you feel like making and hope for the best that it’s a fair decision!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Sounds fair to me!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I don’t think it’s controversial at all!  If someone else thinks so,….. deal with it!!!

 

MR. RATLICK:  Now,….. there’s the issue of the other match which was supposed to take place tonight,….. between Alpha Wolf and Blue Dragon!!!  But as I already said,……. Blue Dragon was attacked by Celtic Crusader, …. earlier backstage,…. So now, ….. Blue Dragon is no longer cleared to compete tonight!!!  So now,…… I am also officially changing that match!!  I am pulling Blue Dragon from the tournament, and replacing him with a new wrestler that will debut here tonight,…. whom I think will be a more worthy challenger for Alpha Wolf!!!  His name is BEHEMETH!!!!!

 

Thank you for your time, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the show!!

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CHANCE ALEXANDER

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CHANG-LI

CHANCE ALEXANDER:  You know, I was just sitting back here and listening to Mr. Ratlick talking about the changes he made to the I-P tournament, and I’m thinking, that maybe, he could have advanced me by the way of a bye, since Stealer is suspended!  But seeing as how I originally lost to Stealer, I guess it’s only right that I’m not giving an opportunity to advance, since I didn’t earn it to begin with.  So if Ratlick wants to put my rematch with Sparks into the tournament and give me a second chance to advance, and also, giving Sparks a chance to compete in the tournament in the process, then I’m okay with that.  So Sparks, I’ll see you in the ring, and may the better man win.  (Chance Alexander is suddenly attacked by Chang-Li)

 

ADAM BECK:  Chang-Li just blind-sided Alexander from out of nowhere, and is mercilessly attacking Alexander and laying a good beat down on Alexander.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  What’s his problem?!  What’s this all about?!

 

ADAM BECK:  Chang catches him in the SHADOW NECK TIE!!

 

CHANG-LI:  Why do you get a second chance in the tournament?!  I’m not getting a second chance!!  So why do you get a second chance?!

 

ADAM BECK:  Chance looks like he’s fading there Andy!! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yeah, he looks like he’s completely out!!  We need to get some help back there now!!  We need to help Alexander!!

 

ADAM BECK:  There’s some referees now!  There comes security restraining Chang-Li and pulling him off of Alexander!!  There’s some EMT’s now trying to check on Alexander!!  Fans, we’ll try to give you an update here a little later in the show!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Alexander still has a match tonight against Sparks,…. in the tournament!  Is he even going to be able to compete?

 

ADAM BECK:  I don’t know Andy.  We’ll just have to wait for an official word.  Take it away Amber!

AMBER ADAMS:  This match is scheduled for one fall and is a first-round match in the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament!!  Introducing first,…. standing 6’2” and weighing in at 270 pounds,……he hails from Andromeda,……..ALPHA WOLF!!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Back on February 4th, Alpha Wolf faced Celtic Crusader in a match when he was attacked by Soul Stealer outside the ring, when Stealer hit Wolf in the head with the time keepers bell.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yeah, and I’m looking forward to Alpha Wolf getting some payback on Soul Stealer.

 

AMBER ADAMS:  His opponent,…..making his debut in Ratlick’s Reality,….standing 7’5” and weighing in at 450 pounds,…….he hails from Praxxis,……..BEHEMETH!!!!!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Good Lord!!!   Look at the size of this Hulk looking monster!!!  I hope Alpha Wolf has his affairs in order,…..because I have a feeling he might become a pancake on the canvas!!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Very intimidating individual for sure.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Where did Mr. Ratlick even find this monster?!  We might want to start preparing for roster decimation!!!  Because there may come a time when there’s no one left to face him!

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ALPHA WOLF

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BEHEMETH

MATCH 2

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***1st Round Match Inter-Planetary Title Tournament***

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Referee "Strict" James Adkins

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ADAM BECK:  Referee Saleem Hameed calls for the bell and this match is underway.  Behemeth with a vertical suplex, and then he picks Wolf up and goes for an arm wringer, and Alpha Wolf escapes and responds with a head butt smash!!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  How effective, really, is that head butt smash?  The guy is so huge!

 

ADAM BECK:  Behemeth stumbles back into the corner and Wolf with a shoulder ram!  Again  with a shoulder ram!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Well, that might be one way to beat a Hulking brute monster, is knock the wind out of him!

 

ADAM BECK:  Wolf with a hair pull takedown, and, uh-oh!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  There’s only one problem with that!  Behemeth has no hair on his head!

 

ADAM BECK:  Behemeth shoves Wolf to the mat and follows up with an elbow drop, and misses!  Wolf gets him back to his feet and backs him into the turnbuckle and hits him with turnbuckle strikes!  Wolf with a massive head punch, and Behemeth just stares at Wolf!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Wolf, be very afraid!  Very Afraid!

 

ADAM BECK:  Behemeth whips Wolf into the turnbuckle, and reversal, Wolf reverses the move and throws Behemeth into the turnbuckle, and Behemeth moves out of the way just in time.  Wolf’s momentum carries him over the top of the turnbuckle and he falls hard outside the ring. 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Man, what a nasty fall there!

 

ADAM BECK:  Behemeth comes out of the ring and knocks Wolf headfirst into a steel post.  The referee is threatening disqualification, and Behemeth picks up the ring steps and hits Wolf in the head hard with the ring steps, and the referee calls for the bell and a disqualification!

 

AMBER ADAMS:  Your winner by disqualification,…..ALPHA WOLF!!!!!

ALPHA WOLF WINS BY DISQUALIFICATION (1:48)

ADAM BECK:  We just got word from the back that Blue Dragon is injured, and he is expected to be out for at least 5 months if not longer.  Condolences go out to Blue Dragon and we wish him a speedy recovery. 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I’m pretty sure Dragon will be looking for some payback when he returns. 

 

ADAM BECK:  We also received word that American Vigilante has accepted the challenge of Doomsday, to have the Galaxian Title defended in a coffin match!  Whoever loses the match will not be able to challenge for the title again for as long as the champion has the belt.  Whenever the winner is no longer champion, then the loser can once again challenge for the belt.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I really hope Vigilante is able to hold on to the belt this time.  If Doomsday was willing to cheat the last time to win the match in a regular match with rules, how far will he go when there are no rules, when he doesn’t risk getting disqualified for his dirty tactics?!

 

ADAM BECK:  That is a very good point that you are making.  Lori Michaels is stepping into the ring now for a special interview.  Take it away Lori.

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Bobby Sparks

LORI MICHAELS:  Ladies and gentleman, please welcome my guest at this time,……….BOBBY SPARKS!!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Bobby made his debut here last month in Ratlick’s Reality.  He faced Chance Alexander in his debut match, and when the action spilled out to the floor, Alexander put Sparks through our announce table with a power bomb!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yes, and Chance Alexander seemed really conflicted when doing so.  So it will be interesting to see what happens in the rematch here tonight, except only this time, it’s a tournament match for the Inter-Planetary Title. 

 

LORI MICHAELS:  Bobby, thank you for joining me. 

 

BOBBY SPARKS:  Thank you for having me. 

 

LORI MICHAELS:  Last month, you made your debut against Chance Alexander, and he wound up putting you through the announce table with a power bomb.  After doing so, however, he seemed really conflicted, like he didn’t mean to and was just caught up in the heat of the battle.  He even followed you out to the ambulance, just to make sure you would be okay.  What are your thoughts on what happened after that match?

 

BOBBY SPARKS:  Well Lori,….. to be quite honest, …… I get it.  You can get caught up in the heat of the moment and do something you might regret later.  But the question remains, was he really caught up in the moment, and just made a mistake?  Or did he really mean to do that?  As far as following to the back and to the ambulance, was it really genuine concern for my health?  Or was it all just a show?  So, … I guess those questions might be answered in tonight’s match. 

 

LORI MICHAELS:  Speaking of tonight’s match, …. At first, it was scheduled as rematch from your last encounter together.  But now, …. Thanks to Mr. Ratlick, it is now a tournament match for the Inter-Planetary Title.  What are your thoughts on that?

 

BOBBY SPARKS:  Well, …. to be honest, that was unexpected.  So for that, I am thankful that Mr. Ratlick would even put me in a tournament match, considering I’m still new to the company, and this is only my second match.  I’m sure there are probably a few guys in the back, who have been here a little longer than I have, that are probably a little upset about that.    But regardless, I’m looking forward to the match, and I’m really looking forward to find out what kind of a man, …. Chance Alexander is.  So Chance, I’m coming for you.  See you in the ring.

 

LORI MICHAELS:  Bobby, thank you for joining me.

 

BOBBY SPARKS:  The pleasure is all mine for sure, to be standing in the ring with such a beautiful woman.  Have a good night, and bye bye for now. 

 

LORI MICHAEL:  Well, thank you Bobby.  Amber, it’s back to you.

AMBER ADAMS:  This match is a first round match in the Interplanetary Title Tournament.  Introducing first, already in the ring,….. he stands 6’1” and weighs 245 pounds!  He hails from Myrtle Beach, SC, USA, planet Earth,………. BOBBY SPARKS!!!!!

 

His opponent,…. making his way to the ring,….. he stands 5’10” and weighs 220 pounds,….. he hails from Parts Unknown, ……… CHANCE ALEXANDER!!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  In just a few moments, we will see if this rematch between Alexander and Sparks, can go down with a clean win!  No disqualification at all!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Alexander said he was caught up in the heat of the moment, so we will see what happens here tonight!  But just a reminder, Alexander was attacked earlier by Chang-Li,….. so we’ll see if that attack has any bearing at all in this match!

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BOBBY SPARKS

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CHANCE ALEXANDER

MATCH 3

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***1st Round Match Inter-Planetary Title Tournament***

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Referee "Honest" Saleem Hameed

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ADAM BECK:  Referee Saleem Hameed calls for the bell and both men lock up in the ring, and Alexander with an ankle pick and Sparks counters the move and hits Alexander with a Sparks Driver and Alexander is down!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I don’t know if you can tell Adam, but Alexander doesn’t look like he’s completely in this match!

 

ADAM BECK:  Yeah, I was just noticing that myself.  Sparks goes up top and he launches off with SPARKS FLYING!  Alexander is down for the pin and 1……….2………. and 3!!!  Bobby Sparks gets the win!!!

 

AMBER ADAMS:  Here is your winner and advancing in the Interplanetary Title Tournament,………. BOBBY SPARKS!!!!!

 

BOBBY SPARKS WINS IN (0:27) 

ADAM BECK:  Here are some highlights from our last show!

 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  So Chang wins this one by count-out!​

AMBER ADAMS:  Here is your winner..........by a count-out,..........CHANG-LI !!!!!​

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AMERICAN VIGILANTE:  Bring it!​    (Ronan takes a swing and a brawl is on)​

 

ADAM BECK:  We have a brawl going on in the  ring.  These men are really duking it out and this crowd is standing to their feet!​

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ADAM BECK:  Kodiak with USE OF DEADLY FORCE, and Ronan is down for the pin and Kodiak goes for the cover and 1..........2.......... and Doomsday storms into the ring and attacks Kodiak from behind breaking the count!  Referee calls for the bell!  Kodiak wins this one by disqualification!  Doomsday and Ronan are both double teaming on Kodiak!  ​

AMBER ADAMS:  The winner of the match by Disqualification,..........KODIAK!!!!​

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ADAM BECK:  Zerron goes up top again, and this time he launches off with a CYGNUS AIR STRIKE, and Dragon is down for the pin and a 1..........2.......... and 3!!!!!  Zerron gets the win!!!​

AMBER ADAMS:  Here is your winner..........COMMANDER ZERRON!!!!!​

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CHANCE ALEXANDER:  Well, if you have a problem with it, we can settle it right now!!​

CHANG-LI:  That's fine with me.  So come on, bring it!!   ​

CHANCE ALEXANDER:  Fine with me,...let's go!!!

 (both men break out into a wild brawl.  Other wrestlers are enteriing the scene to break it up.  Referees and security come down.)​

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ADAM BECK:  Chance comes out of the ring and immediately a wild brawl erupts!  Referee threatens disqualification if the action is not taken back to the ring!!  Chance grabs Sparks, and oh my Lord, LOOK OUT ANDY!!! ​

(referee calls for the bell)​

AMBER ADAMS:  Here is your winner by disqualification,...... BOBBY SPARKS!!!!!​

ADAM BECK:  Oh my Lord!!  Andy, are you alright??!!

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yes, I'm fine!  I can't say the same for Bobby here!! ​

ADAM BECK:  Chance just power bombed Bobby Sparks right through our announce table!!  and Chance is disqualified for doing so, and rightly so I might add!  ​

 

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ADAM BECK:  Referee Timothy Freeman calls for the bell and this match is under way.  Doomsday with a punch to the gut and goes for a double axe handle and misses!  Vigilante with an uppercut, Doomsday is down, Vigilante goes up top and launches off with a Liberator Eagle and Doomsday is down for the pin and 1.....2..... and 3!!  Vigilante scores the first fall!!!!

AMBER ADAMS:  The winner of the first fall is AMERICAN VIGILANTE!!!!!   

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday picks Vigilante up and slams him through the table out here on this concrete floor!!  The referee calls for the bell!!!

 

AMBER ADAMS:  The winner of the second fall is AMERICAN VIGILANTE!!!!!  After winning two straight falls,.....the winner of the match and NEW GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,.......... THE AMERICAN VIGILANTE!!!!! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That was a really great card, and tonight’s card is turning out great as well.

 

AMBER ADAMS:  This match is set for one fall with a 15-minute time limit.  Introducing first, standing in at 6’6” and weighing in at 400 pounds,….. he hails from Pleiades,……BLOTTO!!!!!

ADAM BECK:  Blotto was set to make his debut last month against Blue Dragon, but he was drunk and nowhere to be found.

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Then unbeknownst to us, Mr. Ratlick sent Blue Dragon out to look for him, and he found him in a bar, right where Mr. Ratlick said he would be.  So Dragon brought a passed out Blotto back to the arena, passed out, in the back of the limo.

AMBER ADAMS:  His opponent,….. standing in at 6’1” and weighing in at 230 pounds,….. he hails from Rigel,….. RONAN!!!!!

ADAM BECK:  Last month, Ronan faced Kodiak in a Special Return Match from the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament.  Doomsday entered the ring as Kodiak goes for the pin and attacks Kodiak from behind.  Both men deliver a series of deadly moves on Kodiak, causing a DQ win for Kodiak.

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yes, and I believe Kodiak may be looking for an opportunity at some payback somewhere in the near future.

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BLOTTO

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RONAN

MATCH 4

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Referee "Lenient" Timothy Freeman

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ADAM BECK:  Referee Timothy Freeman calls for the bell and this match is underway.  Ronan with a reverse knife edge, and Blotto just stands there and stares at him, and Blotto quickly grabs Ronan and a quick bite to the forehead. 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Not quite how Ronan thought this match would start!

 

ADAM BECK:  Ronan with a dragon screw leg whip, and quickly follows through with a reverse knife edge, and again, Blotto just stands there and stares at him.  Blotto backs a stunned and confused Ronan into the corner and unloads with a flurry of combo punches!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I think Ronan needs a strategy that doesn’t involve knife-edge chops!

 

ADAM BECK:  Ronan with a dragon screw leg whip, and Blotto is hurt, and stumbles to his feet and Ronan with a Raider leg sweep!  Blotto is favoring the leg, Ronan gets to the top turnbuckle and launches off with a missile dropkick, and he connects, and Blotto is down on the mat and in a world of hurt!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Ronan is heading back to the top!

 

ADAM BECK:  Ronan with a 450 splash, will he go for the cover and no, he’s heading back to the top once again!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I think that’s a big mistake, Ronan should have went for the cover!

 

ADAM BECK:  Ronan with a 450 splash!  These fans are trying to rally behind Blotto, trying to will him on in this match, and Ronan with a hurracanrana!  Blotto struggling back to his feet and Ronan with a backward leg sweep!  Ronan starts taunting the fans!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  He needs to not worry about the fans and worry more about his large opponent standing in the ring with him!

 

ADAM BECK:  Ronan with an arm whip, and Blotto counters and throws Ronan into the turnbuckle, and Ronan is smashed by a shoulder tackle by Blotto and  Ronan is stunned!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  See?!  Things like that happen when you worry about the fans!

 

ADAM BECK:  Blotto with an atomic knee drop, and Ronan is down!  Ronan is struggling back to his feet, Blotto is waiting in the corner, and Blotto with a huge SPEAR!  Blotto with a cover and a hook of the leg and 1,…… and a kick-out! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  How did Ronan even kick-out after a big move like that?!

 

ADAM BECK:  Blotto picks Ronan back to his feet and hits him with a neckbreaker!  These fans are solidly behind Blotto and he’s basking in the cheers!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  What he needs to do is first win the match, and then revel in the glory of the fans cheering for you!

 

ADAM BECK:  Ronan scrambling back to his feet and Blotto with a face rake!  Ronan stumbles back, and Blotto with a huge POWER SLAM and this crowd goes wild!  Blotto with a cover and a 1….. 2….. and a kick-out!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  How did he kick out of that one?!

 

ADAM BECK:  Blotto picks Ronan up, gets him in position, and plants him with a piledriver and Ronan is down!  Will he go for the cover, and no, Blotto sets him up and hits him with another piledriver for good measure!  Blotto with a cover and a 1….. 2….. and 3!!!  Blotto gets the win!!!!

 

AMBER ADAMS:  Here is your winner,…… BLOTTO!!!!!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Later Ronan, thanks for coming!!

 

BLOTTO WINS (2:43)

ADAM BECK:  We now take you backstage with Shelly Michaels who’s standing by for a special interview.

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SHELLY MICHAELS:  Thank you Adam, I have a very special guest with me at this time, and he will be in our Main Event later tonight, please welcome at this time, our current reigning Galaxian Heavyweight Champion,………. AMERICAN VIGILANTE!!!

 

Vigilante, thank you for taking a few moments of your time for this interview.

 

AMERICAN VIGILANTE:  Well, you’re welcome Shelly, and thank you for having me.  The pleasure’s all mine for sure.

 

SHELLY MICHAELS:  I would like to ask you, what are your thoughts heading into this match tonight with Doomsday?  This is an unprecedented match here in Ratlick’s Reality and a first as well, and most importantly, I’m sure there’s an element of danger as well, in this type of match.

 

AMERICAN VIGILANTE:  Well, Shelly, you’re exactly right, on all the points you just made.  Yes, it is unprecedented.  Yes, it is a first of its kind as well, and yes, there is a certain element of danger as well.  Because if history of this kind of match has shown anything in past promotions, you sometimes don’t come out the same as when you first go into this match. 

 

So my thoughts on this match goes like this.  Yes, I know I’m going to take a beating.  But Doomsday has to know, he will be taking one as well.  Most importantly, how do you mentally prepare for this kind of match?  Let be honest, this kind of match, is rather intimidating.  The one thing that’s going through my mind, is that this kind of match seems to be right up Doomsday’s alley.  It seems to really favor him more so than myself.  So I imagine he chose this match for a reason.  Now we get to see whether it’s really in his wheelhouse, or if he’s going to be off his game by being a little over confident.  In which case, if he is, then I’m going to capitalize on that, and come out on the other side,…..still, your Galaxian Heavyweight Champion!  CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA!!!

SHELLY MICHAELS:  Well, there you have it, straight from the champion’s mouth.  Vigilante, thank you for being here and good luck in your match.

 

AMERICAN VIGILANTE:  Thank you Shelly.  Like I said, the pleasure’s all mine.

 

RONAN:  Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.  Shelly Michaels, just what kind of stunt are you trying to pull here?  I was the one who was scheduled to be interviewed here, not this deplorable bloke. 

 

SHELLY MICHAELS:  I don’t know what kind of stunt that you are trying to pull, because I know for a fact that I did not have you scheduled at this time, it was American Vigilante who was scheduled.  But if it makes you any happier, I will look at my schedule again, just to make sure.

 

AMERICAN VIGILANTE:  What I want to know, is where do you get off interrupting my interview and calling me a deplorable bloke?  So you need to get to stepping and get out of face, or else, something you ain’t gonna like is about to happen.  You feel me?

 

RONAN:  No, I sure don’t feel you, but I understand you.  This is my interview time, and you are the one who needs to get to stepping, you bloody bloke!

 

AMERICAN VIGILANTE:  Oh is that right?  You want to see me start to stepping?  How about,…. You try to make me?

 

RONAN:  Much obliged!  (Ronan takes a swing at Vigilante and a wild brawl erupts.)

 

ADAM BECK:  Fans, we have an all-out brawl taking place!  We need to get some men back there to separate those two men!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Not to mention, that Vigilante still has a match tonight in the Main Event!  He needs to be ready for that match at 100%.  Sparring with Ronan right now is not going to do him any favors.  If he sustains any injuries, it could have severe consequences on his performance in the match.

 

ADAM BECK:  There goes the referees!  There goes security! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  It’s about time!  What took them so long!  A Main Event Match is at stake for crying out loud!

 

ADAM BECK:  They are all in the back trying to pull these two men apart!  Looks like they are able to separate them and they are trying to lead Ronan away from the area!  Some other men are still itrying to restrain Vigilante!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  What is Ronan’s problem?!  He knows he wasn’t scheduled!  He just wanted to go back there and stir up some trouble with Vigilante!  I really hope Ratlick schedules a match with these two!  I really want to see Vigilante go to his backside and give him a beating like his momma have gave him!

 

ADAM BECK:  It looks like things are back under control.  Amber, it’s back to you for our next match.

AMBER ADAMS:  This match is scheduled for one fall with a 20-minute time limit!  Introducing first, standing 7’0” tall and weighing in at 450 pounds,……….he hails from Andromeda,……….KODIAK!!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Back on March 3, we saw  Kodiak facing off with Ronan in a Special Return Match from the Inter-Planetary Title Tournament.  Doomsday enters the ring as Kodiak goes for the pin and attacks Kodiak from behind.  Both men deliver a series of deadly moves on Kodiak, causing a DQ win for Kodiak.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yes, and Kodiak is just chomping at the bit to get some payback on both Stealer and Doomsday!!

 

AMBER ADAMS:  His opponent,…..standing 6’1” and weighing in at 245 pounds,…..he hails from Cygnus,……….COMMANDER ZERRON!!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Also back on March 3, Zerron was a standby opponent for Blue Dragon, when his original opponent, Blotto did not show up for his debut due to being too drunk to show.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yes, and thankfully Blotto was sober enough for tonight when he faced off against Ronan!

 

ADAM BECK:  Yes, for sure.

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KODIAK

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COMMANDER ZERRON

MATCH 5

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ADAM BECK:  Referee, Saleem Hameed, calls for the bell and this match is underway.  Kodiak throws Zerron into the ropes, and Kodiak gets into position for a back-body drop, but Zerron surprises him with a perfect sunset flip and cover, and 1……….2………. and a kick-out!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I don’t know what Zerron was thinking, but he’s not going to score a quick win against someone like Kodiak!

 

ADAM BECK:  Zerron with a face claw, trying for a submission and Kodiak’s feet are near the ropes and immediately puts a foot under the ropes, 1…..2…..3…..4….. and Zerron is forced to release for the rope break! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Zerron’s not going to get a quick win by submission either, especially on a guy as big Kodiak!

 

ADAM BECK:  Zerron quickly goes up top and launches of with a missile dropkick that he calls  CYGNUS AIR STRIKE and Kodiak is down and 1……….2………. and a kick-out!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I honestly think Zerron is just wasting his time trying to score a quick win.  He needs to wear his opponent down more, then he can go for the win!

 

ADAM BECK:  Zerron with a face claw, and again, Kodiak puts a foot under the ropes, and 1…..2…..3…..4…. and Zerron breaks the hold to avoid a disqualification!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  You know Adam, I really didn’t think about Zerron having those sharp claws that he has, and I’m sure that’s got to cause a lot more pain for someone than the average wrestler who doesn’t have that advantage!

 

ADAM BECK:  Good point Andy, and speaking of that, Zerron with an illegal choke hold, and 1…..2…..3…..4….. and again, a rope break, as Kodiak again slips a foot under the ropes!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That’s one advantage Kodiak has with being 7 feet tall, because he can reach the ropes from just about anywhere in the ring!

 

ADAM BECK:  Zerron with a facelock, and KODIAK reverses and hits Zerron with a German suplex, and Zerron is reeling with pain from that one!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Another plus that Kodiak has with his height advantage, is that he can go up higher and down harder with his opponent on moves like that!

 

ADAM BECK:  Kodiak tosses Zerron into the ropes and Leap frog!  Kodiak gets into position for a back-body drop, but Zerron leaps over the top and into the ropes again.  Zerron comes off the ropes with a powerful shoulder tackle, knocking Kodiak to the mat!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  We’ve got a flying lizard flying across the ring, and man, did he hit hard with that shoulder tackle! 

 

ADAM BECK:  Zerron with a double knee lift, immediately with a Cobra Clutch!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  You can see the referee checking on Kodiak to see if he’s still in this match!

 

ADAM BECK:  Kodiak is using his tremendous size and strength to his advantage and leaning into Zerron and forcing him into the ropes, and Kodiak reaches for the ropes and 1…..2…..3…..4….. and Zerron breaks the hold!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That was a very sound strategy on the part of Kodiak!

 

ADAM BECK:  Zerron with an atomic knee drop, and immediately Zerron goes up top and launches off with a flying skull crusher and Kodiak and is on wobbly legs after that one!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Zerron hit that move on a standing opponent, but I don’t think he got all of the effect out of it, like he would have if Kodiak was lying prone on the mat!

 

ADAM BECK:  Zerron with a fist to the face, and Zerron quickly goes up top and hits Kodiak again, with a flying skullcrusher, on Kodiak who was already down on one knee!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  He has Kodiak lying flat on the mat after that one!

 

ADAM BECK:  Zerron quickly goes back up top and hits Zodiak once again with a flying skullcrusher, and Kodiak is down for the pin and a cover and 1……….2………. and 3!!  Zerron gets the win!!

 

AMBER ADAMS:  Here is your winner,………. COMMANDER ZERRON!!!!!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Wow!  That did not go at all like I thought it would!  I thought for sure Kodiak would win this one!

 

ADAM BECK:  Against some of the other opponents, that might be the case!  But remember too Andy, that Zerron has been a Commanding officer in the military there on Cygnus! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yeah, that’s true!  That’s a good point!

 

ZERRON WINS (3:35)

ADAM BECK:  We just got word that something is going on in the back!  We’re trying to get some cameras back there now to find out what’s going on!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  It’s Chance Alexander and Chang-Li going at it again! 

 

ADAM BECK:  These men are battling tooth and nail!  Alexander whips Chang into the metal roll-up door!  Chang bounces back and power bombs Alexander onto those metal tool boxes back there!  Alexander knocks Chang backwards into a table!  Alexander pummels Chang with some hard stiff right hands!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  We need to really get some help back there to help break this up!

 

ADAM BECK:  Alexander stretches Chang out on that table, and……. he’s looking up!  No!  He wouldn’t dare!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Looks like he has some evil intentions in mind!

 

ADAM BACK:  Alexander starts to climb the scaffolding back there near that table!  The table that Chang is stretched out on, right now!  Alexander with a high flying senton from the top of the scaffold!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  OH MY LORD!!!  HE MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN CHANG IN HALF!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Here comes the referees now!  Here comes security!  Here come the EMT’s! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  They’re checking both men over right now, …….only, I haven’t seen either man move since they both went through the table!

 

ADAM BECK:  Neither have I!  I think both of these men are out cold!  Anyway fans, we will stay on top of this situation and will tell you more as soon as we have some information on the condition of both these men!  Amber, we now go back to you for our next match!

AMBER ADAMS:  This match is a COFFIN MATCH, and is set for one fall …..and is for the GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!  Introducing first, …..the challenger, standing in at 6’3” and weighing in at 270 pounds, …..he hails from Brymstone,……….DOOMSDAY!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday has gotten into a bitter feud with Kodiak.  Back on February 4, Kodiak tells Doomsday that he hopes Doomsday is champion whenever they face each other in a NO DQ MATCH, so that he can take the title from him.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Yes, and on March 3, Kodiak was facing off in the ring against Ronan, and as Kodiak was going for a pin on Ronan, Doomsday enters the ring and attacks Kodiak from behind, causing a disqualification.  Both men then proceed to delivering a series of deadly moves on Kodiak, and now the angry giant, Kodiak is looking for revenge.

 

AMBER ADAMS:  His opponent, standing in at 6’4” and weighing in at 265 pounds,……he is the current reigning and defending GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,……….THE AMERICAN VIGILANTE!!!!!

 

ADAM BECK:  Earlier tonight, Shelley Michaels was doing an interview with American Vigilante, when Ronan interrupted the interview and claimed that he was scheduled to appear, both men traded words, and a wild brawl erupted and they both had to be separated by security and the officials.  As a result, a match will be signed between the two on the next available card.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I hope that confrontation hasn’t made Vigilante less than 100% for this match, resulting in him losing the title here tonight.  But also Adam, I want to mention that the title has changed hands between Doomsday and Vigilante 2 times already.  Like Shelly said in that interview with Vigilante, it’s unprecedented and a first of its kind here in Ratlick’s Reality.

 

ADAM BECK:  Also, whoever walks away from this match as champion, the loser will never challenge again for the title again for as long as his opponent remains as champion.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Meaning if Vigilante wins, and I hope he does, then Doomsday will never get another shot at the title for as long as Vigilante is still champion.

 

ADAM BECK:  Also, vice versa, if Doomsday wins, Vigilante will never get another shot for as long as Doomsday is still champion. 

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DOOMSDAY

MATCH 6

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AMERICAN VIGILANTE

***GALAXIAN TITLE COFFIN MATCH***

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ADAM BECK:  Referee Timothy Freeman calls for the bell and this match is underway.  Doomsday with a bite to the face, and follows up with a jawbreaker!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Man, Doomsday is getting down and dirty from the get go!  I hope he had his rabies shot!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante is down on the mat and Doomsday with a knee drop to the lower back! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Vigilante’s definitely going to need a chiropractor after this match!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday with a jawbreaker again, and no, Vigilante counters, and Vigilante whips Doomsday into the turnbuckle and Doomsday is smashed by a shoulder tackle by Vigilante!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Doomsday looks a little stunned after that one!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante with a bulldog, and no, Doomsday counters, and goes for an arm wringer, and Vigilante counters, and hits Doomsday with an Angle Slam! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Looks like Doomsday is going to need a chiropractor also!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante again with an Angle Slam! 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Looks like Vigilante is looking to go to the high rent district!

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante goes up top and launches off with a Liberator Eagle (top rope splash) and Doomsday is down and leaves the ring!  Vigilante steps out and he’s trying to put Doomsday into the coffin, but Doomsday is fighting him off!  Vigilante tries again to put Doomsday into the coffin, but Doomsday throws Vigilante back into the ring and follows up with a Brymstone Back Snapper! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Oh man, that looked really vicious on that one!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday with a knee drop to the lower back and Vigilante is writhing in pain!  Doomsday picks him up and throws Vigilante into the turnbuckle and Vigilante moves out of the way at the last second, and Doomsday runs headfirst into the turnbuckle!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Man, he looked like he just about knocked himself out!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante takes Doomsday out on the apron and tries once again to put Doomsday into the coffin!  Doomsday is trying really hard to fight him off!  Vigilante however hits Doomsday with Blind Justice (Whisper in the Wind) right on the coffin! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Man, I’ll have to say, that one looked nasty!  Really nasty!

 

ADAM BECK:  One thing is for sure, this match is definitely not for the weak in heart!  Vigilante tries to put Doomsday into the coffin, but Doomsday still has some life in him yet and fights him off, and Vigilante hits him with an Angle Slam right on the coffin!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Now that one really did look very nasty!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante tries again to put Doomsday into the coffin!  But Doomsday escapes the attempt and Vigilante once again with a Blind Justice (whisper in the wind) right on the coffin!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  How does Doomsday even have any fight left in him at all, is what I’m wondering!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday has crawled under the ropes and back into the ring, and Vigilante picks him up and hits him with a STAR SPANGLED BANNER (last ride power bomb) and Doomsday looks like he’s out!  Vigilante rolls Doomsday over to the apron and tries again to put Doomsday into the coffin, but Doomsday incredibly is fighting back!  Vigilante is still trying to put Doomsday in the coffin, but Doomsday is fighting back with everything he’s got!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Like I said earlier, Adam, I don’t know how Doomsday is still in this thing!  He almost looks like he’s out on his feet, just going on sheer instinct and willpower alone!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante tries to put Doomsday in the coffin, but no, Doomsday is fighting back and Both men are now brawling on the coffin!  Doomsday retreats back into the ring, and Vigilante right behind him, and a kick to the gut by Doomsday, and he’s setting him up, getting into position and he strikes with THE END IS NEAR (Spiked Piledriver)!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Man, he landed hard right on top of his dome!  This might be it for Vigilante!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday rolls Vigilante out on the apron, and tries to put him in the coffin, and Vigilante is resisting and putting up a fight and escapes back into the ring!  Doomsday follows him in and sets him up and again with THE END IS NEAR (spiked piledriver)!  Doomsday once again rolls him out on the apron, tries to put Vigilante in the coffin, and again, Vigilante putting up a fight and escapes back into the ring.

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Vigilante is bound and determined to hang in there and win this thing, no matter the cost!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday follows Vigilante back in  the ring and hits him with a Brymstone Back Snapper, and Vigilante is down and slowly rolls out of the ring!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  What Vigilante doesn’t realize, is that he just rolled out right where the coffin is!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday steps through the ropes and tries to put Vigilante into the coffin!  Both men are now brawling again on the coffin! Doomsday escapes into the ring, Vigilante follows him in, and a swift punch to the gut, and he hits him with the STAR SPANGLED BANNER (last ride powerbomb)!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  He executed that move to perfection!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante rolls Doomsday out on the apron and tries to put Doomsday in the coffin and, Doomsday puts up a fight and escapes back into the ring!  Vigilante follows in behind him and hits him with Blind Justice (whisper in the wind)!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  These men are going back and forth with each other!  Neither one willing to back down!  Neither one willing to give up and say die!  Neither one willing to say quit and fight another day!  these men are in it to win it, as the old saying goes!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante whips Doomsday into the turnbuckle and Doomsday is smashed by a shoulder tackle by Vigilante and he looks like he’s really stunned after that one!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Both of these men are really taking some punishment, and dishing it out as well!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante is heading up top, and he waits,…..and he hits him with a Liberator Eagle (top rope splash) and Doomsday is down!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  As badly beaten as both of these men are, it amazes me how Vigilante can still pull that move off with perfection!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante picks Doomsday up and hits him with a STAR SPANGLED BANNER(last ride power bomb)!  He rolls Doomsday out to the apron and tries again to put Doomsday in the coffin, and again Doomsday puts up a fight and he escapes back into the ring!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That’s their saving grace retreating back to the sanctity of the ring, for both of them!  That way they can still continue on this match and not be stuffed into the coffin!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante picks him up and hits him with Blind Justice(whisper in the wind) and Doomsday is down!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  All Vigilante can do is hit him with move after move, after move, and just keep wearing him down, and then hopefully get him out to that coffin and stuff him in it!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante with a standing dropkick and then he quickly goes up top and launches off with a Liberator Eagle (top rope splash)!  Vigilante pulls him up and whips Doomsday into the ropes and Doomsday comes off the ropes and into a deadly running clothesline by Vigilante.  Doomsday is seriously hurt! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  He dang near took his head off!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante drags Doomsday near the ropes and rolls him out to the apron, and again, he tries to put Doomsday into the coffin, and again Doomsday is resisting and fighting back and escapes again into the ring!  Vigilante stepping back into the ring,…but no!  What the heck is going on here!  Ronan suddenly runs down to the ring area and is attacking Vigilante before he can get back in the ring!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  What the heck is he doing down here?  He has no business being here!  Run him back into the back where he belongs! 

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante is fighting with Ronan!  Ronan slams him into a barricade!  Vigilante getting back up and Ronan hits Vigilante with BURIAL DEATH RUN (clothesline from hell), and Vigilante hits hard on the floor!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Curse this stinking Ronan!  He’s got no business out here!  None whatsoever! 

ADAM BECK:  The referee is ordering Ronan to leave the ring area!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  It’s about dang time!  Took him long enough to say something!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday trying to capitalize on the attack by Ronan is trying to put Vigilante into the coffin!  Vigilante still showing signs of life left in him, and now both men are brawling on top of the coffin!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Looks like the coffin is seeing more action than the ring!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante tosses Doomsday back in the ring and follows up with a roundhouse kick, and then follows up with a standing dropkick!  Vigilante picks him back up and nails him with a bulldog, but no, Doomsday counters and takes Vigilante to the mat and follows up with a knee drop to the lower back!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Nice reversal there by Doomsday!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday pulls out a foreign object, and starts poking Vigilante with that object, cutting him open, sadistically cutting him open!  My God, he’s bleeding!  Vigilante is down!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Man, there he goes with his cheating tactics again!  Good thing there’s no disqualification, or this match would be over right now!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday rolls him over under the ropes and out on the apron! He’s trying to put Vigilante into the coffin and Vigilante is struggling, but manages to fight him off!  Doomsday with a swinging neckbreaker on the coffin! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Wow!  Looked like Vigilante landed pretty hard there!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante escapes back to the ring and Doomsday right on his trail!  Doomsday picks him up and plants him hard on the canvas with THE END IS NEAR (Spiked Piledriver)!  Doomsday rolls Vigilante out on the apron and tries to put Vigilante in the coffin, and Vigilante  escapes and rolls back into the ring again!  Doomsday picks him up and a swinging neckbreaker, and Vigilante looks hurt!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I’ll tell you what Adam, I honestly don’t see how either of these men are still going after all of the punishment they’ve been dishing out on each other!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday with a knee drop to the lower back and Vigilante is hurting in a bad way!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  It’s pretty remarkable of the stamina, the fortitude, and sheer will to just keep going on through all of this!

 

ADAM BECK:  Doomsday with repeated throat punches and Vigilante is trying to cover up, but he’s hurting so bad, he can hardly mount any offense at all!  Doomsday with repeated throat punches and, no, Vigilante counters and kicks him off!  Vigilante gets up and plants him hard on the canvas with an Angle Slam and Doomsday is down!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  And with authority, I might add!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante with a butterfly suplex and Doomsday is down and rolls out on the apron!  Vigilante picks him up and plants him hard on the coffin with Blind Justice (whisper in the wind)! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Man it sounded like the coffin cracked a little there!

 

ADAM BECK:  But that doesn’t matter if you can still put your opponent in!  Vigilante picks him up and plants him on the apron with STAR SPANGLED BANNER (last ride powerbomb)!  Vigilante tries to put Doomsday in the coffin and he escapes back into the ring under the ropes!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  That ring apron is the hardest part of the ring, and you can seriously get hurt on that thing, really bad!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante goes up top and launches off with Let Freedom Ring (top rope splash) and Doomsday is down!  Vigilante quickly picks him up and hits him with a butterfly suplex and Doomsday looks to be hurting really bad here! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  I wouldn’t be surprised if Doomsday had a busted rib or two!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante picks him up and plants him hard with an Angle Slam!  Vigilante quickly goes up top and launches off again with Let Freedom Ring (top rope splash)! 

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  How much more can these men take?!  They’re both pretty much running on fumes here.  There can’t be too much gas left in the tank for either of them!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante picks him up and hits him hard with an Angle Slam!  He’s quickly rolling Doomsday out to the apron tries to put Doomsday in the coffin and he escapes back into the safety of the ring!  Vigilante follows in and picks him up and takes him back down with a butterfly suplex!

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  Vigilante’s got that look in his eye like he’s about to finish this thing!

 

ADAM BECK:  Vigilante picks him up and plants him hard with authority with the STAR SPANGLED BANNER (last ride power bomb)!  He rolls him out on the apron and tries to put Doomsday in the coffin and he escapes back to the ring!  Vigilante quickly goes up top and launches off with Let Freedom Ring (top rope splash) and Doomsday is down and slowly rolls out onto the apron!  Vigilante grabs onto the ropes and uses his feet to try and shove Doomsday in the coffin, and he does!  He quickly slams the lid shut and wins the match and is still your Galaxian Heavyweight Champion!

 

AMBER ADAMS!  Here is your winner and still your GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION………. AMERICAN VIGILANTE!!!!!

 

VIGILANTE WINS (11:48)

ADAM BECK:  Before we go off the air, we like to let you know that we have received updates on the condition of Chance Alexander and Chang-Li.  Both men have sustained injuries and are expected to be out of action for one month, but they should be able to return the following month.

 

We have a great card lined up for our next show.  Matches currently scheduled on the card are as follow:

 

Behemeth Vs. Celtic Crusader

 

Blotto Vs. Commander Zerron

 

 

Jack Hood (debut) Vs. Richard The Conqueror (returning from suspension)

 

Bobby Sparks Vs. Ronan

 

Falls Count Anywhere Match:

Alpha Wolf Vs. Doomsday

 

Galaxian Title:

American Vigilante (Champion) Vs. Kodiak (earned title shot in 2nd Chance Fatal 4-Way Match)

 

ANDY BUCHANAN:  It’s going to be a great card for sure.

 

ADAM BECK:  For Andy Buchanan, I’m Adam Beck, saying good night and we will see you next month on May 5th!

 

(closing credits)

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